~ a community zine, in the making ~
CowZine!

A paper-and-ink hideout for the herd's thoughts, sketches, gossip, and grievances. We're putting together issue zero. We want your stuff.

A zine by, for, and about the cows.

CowZine is a small printed-and-stapled (or beautifully photocopied) creature put together by the people who come to Mooncow Fest, and anyone else hanging around the herd. It's part-newspaper, part-art-mag, part-yearbook, part-classifieds. There's no theme, no party line, and no editorial committee — just a deadline and a pile of pages waiting to be filled.

Pitch us anything.

We're especially looking for the things below — but if you've got a wilder idea, even better. Words, drawings, photos, scraps, half-finished thoughts. Everything's on the table.

no. 01
Personals

Missed connections, dating ads, romantic confessions, lonely-hearts mail.

no. 02
Letters to the editor

Rants, raves, gentle disagreements, fan mail, anonymous complaints.

no. 03
Opinion pieces

A hill you'd like to die on. Defend it, attack it, plant a flag.

no. 04
Reviews

A book, a film, a sandwich, a friend's haircut. Stars optional.

no. 05
Sketches & illustrations

Doodles, comics, portraits, marginalia. Black and white reproduces best.

no. 06
Travel articles

A place you went. A place you wish you'd gone. A walk around your block.

no. 07
News & investigative journalism

Tell us something true. Local, niche, or improbable. Bring receipts.

no. 08
Crosswords & puzzles

Cryptics, sudokus, mazes, riddles, wordsearches, dingbats. The weirder the better.

no. 09
Art & photography

Photos, prints, collages, accidental double exposures. If it lives on a fridge door, it belongs here. Black and white photocopies beautifully.

no. 10
Sports

Match reports, hot takes, dramatic retellings of the 2026 CowZine egg-and-spoon race. All sports considered. Yes, including darts.

no. 11
Advertisements

Got something to sell, swap, or shout about? Write your own ad. Classifieds, display, or a full-page spread. Rates negotiable (we accept vibes).

Half an idea? Perfect.

You don't need a finished, polished, ready-to-print piece. A scribble on a napkin, a vague thought, a "wouldn't it be funny if…" — all very welcome. Tell us what you're thinking and we'll happily help shape it into something page-ready.

Genuinely: bring us the rough stuff. We love a half-baked idea, and we're more than happy to brainstorm, edit, illustrate, or gently nudge it over the finish line with you. No idea is too small or too silly. 🐮
Step one · pitch us
July 15th

Initial idea deadline. Send us your idea — finished or not — so we can plan the issue and start helping you build it out.

Step two · the goods
August 1st

Final article / artwork deadline. Everything in by this date so we can lay it all out, photocopy, staple, and unleash issue zero.

Got an idea? Send it our way.

Pitch a rough thought, drop us a finished piece, or just say hi. We'll write back with deadlines, formats, and friendly encouragement.

or write to theherd@moonco.ws