MOOWS

CowZine · Issue 01 · London, August 2026

MOOWS

A little bit of the herd.

Art, science, stories, opinions and beautifully strange things.
By mooncows, for mooncows and everyone else.

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MOOWS issue 1 cover: a torn-paper collage of Spruce the longhorn cow

Inside the first issue

Stories, art & more · One herd

Read each piece on its own page, with photographs and illustrations from the printed issue. Or flip through the magazine just as it was made.

  1. Letters from the EditorsIvan I & Bennie P06
  2. How to make a raveHackney Out-of-Hours Noise Team08
  3. A brief history of mooncow expansionRead online14
  4. Elmo’s ElsewhereElmo (Ira S)15
  5. Are burn-style festivals actually bad for you?Cori V16
  6. Cow PhotosRandom Cows18
  7. Burning with the herdFrancois M20
  8. Moon Cow ArtDaria Z, Lucy O21
  9. I need a canvas right now!Fabão D22
  10. Tlen, rememberedOleg S24
  11. Mooncow God doo’d into existenceJoe G28
  12. Tube meditationValeria C30
  13. Olfactory Circles fragrancesInessa L31
  14. Moshe watches… Football at Rosemary Gardens, N1Moshe R32
  15. What Can’t Be Written (Notes from an Oral Tradition)Yana V33
  16. RichterAndrey N34
  17. On power and inequality within do-ocraciesOlivier H & Ivan I36
  18. The Large Hadron ColanderBennie P42
  19. Interview with a pigeonDaria Z44
  20. Inside the mind of ChadGPTKat D & M; foreword by Benji P; photo by Joe G46
  21. MetamorphsMilo B48
  22. Love letter to the woman that waitsOriginal handwritten letter54
  23. How to stay aliveDixie P & Oleg G55
  24. A pier in translationLucy O & Fabão D58
  25. MemoryAnonymous62
  26. Cambrian dreamDaria Z63
  27. The stories of stonesLucy O64
  28. How I Defeated Putin So My Mom Could Continue Asking When I’ll Get a Real JobAndrey L66
  29. PuzzlesNikita S & Lucy O68
  30. Twenty Million TreesMoshe R70
  31. AdvertisingMichael H71
  32. Four poemsKat D76

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